Wife to 2.5 year old:

Wife: Can I tell you a secret?

2.5 year old: yea

Wife: do you know what a secret is?

2.5 year old: …Christmas

Russell Heimlich

@kingkool68

WordPress developer at @CoderPad. Formerly of @nclud @spiritedmediaco, @pewresearch, @usnews. I made dummyimage.com and married @naudebynature.

Washington, D.C.
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Joined December 13, 2006