Me: * opens fridge *
Me: Do you want some strawberries?
5 year old: Is that the buy one get one free box?
Me: Uh… Does it matter?

Russell Heimlich

@kingkool68

WordPress developer at @CoderPad. Formerly of @nclud @spiritedmediaco, @pewresearch, @usnews. I made dummyimage.com and married @naudebynature.

Washington, D.C.
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Joined December 13, 2006