Go to kitchen. Unzip bag. Place lunch in refrigerator. Zip up bag. Go to desk. Unzip bag. “WHERE THE F IS MY LUNCH”. Raise palm to face.

Russell Heimlich

@kingkool68

WordPress developer at @CoderPad. Formerly of @nclud @spiritedmediaco, @pewresearch, @usnews. I made dummyimage.com and married @naudebynature.

Washington, D.C.
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Joined December 13, 2006