November 1st, 7:59am

Wife: “OK Google play Christmas music”

Me: “OK Google play the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack”

Me at 1:00 a.m. on the last day of daylight saving time: I’ll see you again in an hour

Dark mode seems so silly. Isn’t 2020 dark enough?

So today is my last day at GameSpot. Following recent changes, sadly my role will not be moving forward.

If you know of any opportunities, my DMs are open! I have 12+ years experience in marketing, social media, community management, writing, design and more.

Last week I asked people to “submit your company landing page” and I’d rewrite it.

Well, we did it! I teamed up with Annie Maguire, one of the best copywriters in the business.

Hopefully, this gives you an insight into the mind of a pro copywriter.

THREAD…

We put our pumpkin out early this year so the squirrels could carve it for us.

A haunted house would be pretty scary if it was filled with light switches that accidentally turned on the garbage disposal.

When your website caches so hard PageSpeed Insights tells you you’re number one.

TIL this exists???? twitter.com/sulco/status/1320700…

“If the Democrats win in November they’re gonna make us use the metric system!”

me: *would do anything for love*

also me: *won’t do that*

Composer 2.0 is now available! 🚀 Faster, using less memory, more deterministic and packed with new features, read up at getcomposer.org/2 #composerphp #phpc 🎉

Fall art project 🍂🍁🍃

#ZadieAlyssa

📸 instagram.com/p/CGuxjQrhvV_/ via tweet.photo

As anyone who has used youtube-dl knows, it is an extremely powerful and useful tool for format-shifting. It’s super popular among archivists and has incredibly broad fair use applications. The RIAA stance here is pretty aggressive and out there.

Holy cow, the RIAA has gotten youtube-dl taken off Github. DMCA notice: github.com/github/dmca/blob/mast…

Now that my wife is breast feeding I need to be extra careful. Whenever I make her laugh milk squirts out of her nose.

Me: I hope this OSS project helps people!
People: Thanks, it does! But we have questions and issues
Me: No problem
People: Forever
Me: Oh no

I’m sponsoring @johnbillion and @schlessera on GitHub for all of their contributions to make WordPress development easier. I use the tools they work on nearly every day.

github.com/sponsors/johnbillion
github.com/sponsors/schlessera

You should consider sponsoring those who work on open source projects that make a difference in your life.

Yahoo! Pipes was the original serverless infrastructure