In your 20s: Late night booty calls
In your 30s: Late night snuggly calls (when your toddler decides they want to get up and sleep in your bed)

If you are contemplating joining a coding bootcamp in 2020 then let me give you a list of the top scams they use to steal your money (yes, even with an ISA, the #1 scam):

– Don’t Bill by the Hour
– Make Potential Customers Contact You
– Offer Productised Services

embeddeduse.com/2019/06/26/lesso… via @wittyelk

We are still accepting applications to speak at @WordCampLanc 2020.lancasterpa.wordcamp.org/ if you are interested please submit before January 18th.

I’ve got quite an accumulation of GitHub stars on some repos. I wish I could cash them in for prizes

github.com/kingkool68

Be a part of WordCamp DC 2020. We are looking for…

Sponsors! 2020.dc.wordcamp.org/call-for-sp…

Speakers! 2020.dc.wordcamp.org/2019/12/17/…

Volunteers! 2020.dc.wordcamp.org/volunteer/

We’re Hiring! If you are a Javascript/React developer looking for new opportunities in 2020, consider joining the digital team @pewresearch. You’ll work with a great team in DC developing data-driven features and data visualizations. pewresearch.org/javascript

I really like new and cutting-edge technology, but lately, I feel more and more that we’re just over-engineering everything… 😢

I spent the last hour solving problems that I wouldn’t have had with a “traditional stack”, static HTML and some hand-written JavaScript.

Nice

Zadie lost her first tooth! It’s literally gone. It came out in the middle of the night and we can’t find it.

3. Flexbox is modern, sure. But so is using just straight up HTML for the job. <snark>In fact, using semantic HTML seems to be more like an advanced or expert level skill these days!</snark>

Hi friends 👋 – Today, myself along with a few colleagues were laid off due to a reduction in force. (Yay, startup life). I’m looking for Lead/Staff Product design, UX, or design systems opportunities

it’s january 3rd and i’m still writing WW2 on all my checks!!!

Call for Volunteers for #wcdc @wordcampdc 2020.dc.wordcamp.org/2020/01/03/…

A dog year is equal to 7 people years just as a parent year is equal to 7 non-parent years.

It’s science.

I always wanted to be a guest on some podcasts. Anyone need a guest for their podcast?

And now the ticket has been resolved core.trac.wordpress.org/ticket/4… yay!

That was pretty fast by WordPress standards. Thanks @TimothyBJacobs @kadamwhite and especially fgiannar who added the patch

If I could choose one AWS service to nuke from motherfucking orbit, it’d be Cloudfront.

Make a change, wait half an hour, learn you missed something, make another change, wait another half hour.

Meanwhile, literal *seconds* with CloudFlare.

New decade predictions from 10 years ago news.ycombinator.com/item?id=102…

This one still makes me cringe even after reading it several dozen times…