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Yellow?

Last night I had a dream that I was being introduced for a stand-up comedy routine and the only thing I had prepared was a Google search for “banana jokes”

I love how at github we solve problems as a team it’s never a “do what I say code monkey” scenario.

Leaders should never hide the “why”, people like solving problems when they know what they are, if you can’t explain the “why” then it’s probably not worth doing.

sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.co… twitter.com/nycjim/status/107570…

Spoiler alert: I still have no idea what Salesforce is or does. twitter.com/nkl/status/107542709…

Finally some good ideas around here motherboard.vice.com/en_us/artic…

Why have Google searches for the phrase “hit or miss” surged in the past 2 months? Come with me on a journey. It starts on Pornhub and ends in your local Walmart. THREAD… t.co/rabnIQcMrj

Hi! Here are two journalism jobs to apply for:

Denver:
denverite.com/2018/12/13/denveri…

Pittsburgh:
theincline.com/2018/12/19/were-h…

a good book is a magical portal to another world

A Dull Old Web Fart’s guide to the practical value of semantic HTML brucelawson.co.uk/2018/the-pract… (Publish and be damned.)

Santa Vera.

#VeraAddison #ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/Brjoea0F10R/

“CSS-in-JS may become the default styling method instead of plain CSS.”

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. twitter.com/ratherironic/status/…

Also it is just *perfect* that they renamed it Verizon Media Group and the logo is a giant Y

I am sure every single person who works at an AOL property is psyched that Oath has been renamed Verizon Media Group with a giant purple Y logo and and announcement that only mentions Yahoo successes verizon.com/about/news/introduci…

A good way to protest Facebook is to drop React

JavaScript is the ideal language for procrastinators. Whenever you want to work on something other than the actual problem you are supposed to solve, you can configure/update/maintain/tune/fix auxiliary stuff: Webpack, Babel, Flow, node_modules etc. No other language comes close.

12 years ago I was listening to episode 61 of @boagworld’s podcast and decided to sign up for this little website here called Twitter.

boagworld.com/classic-show/podca…

My aesthetic

I wish I had some great insight to share with the twitter crowd. But i’m dry right now.

tweets.kingkool68.com/2010/12/13…