At first I thought I sent an email to myself but then I realized its Restoration Hardware…

So I’d like to tell you about “dirty thunderstorms”, which is when the ash cloud from a volcanic eruption creates a static build-up which leads to the most metal lightning.

I mean just look at it. James Hetfield could never. #TheMoreYouKnow t.co/mmU96gDZOk

“The default margin on the side of a blockquote element is 40px (and not an em unit) because that’s what Mosaic did.” @meyerweb #cssday t.co/YFRgEbkgkP

Zadie’s 1st dentist visit. She sat in the same room I did when I was her age.

#ZadieAlyssa #dentist #cleanteeth #hygenist instagram.com/p/BkAxpPkHcOM/

Yea but they’re still funny as hell! twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status…

Remember that CSS is great for spec’ing, as it’s easily translated from natural language per @miked1ck #sfdesignweek t.co/HKNFdFXe6a

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page. t.co/CKiDQTmLeH

<button class=”button button–primary button–dark button–chromeless button–withIcon button–withSvgIcon u-padding12 u-borderRadius4 u-borderDarker” data-action=”play-audioPlayer”>

Somewhere along the path, we replaced CSS values with classes.

Pro Tip: If you want your site screaming fast get rid of any embeds on the site.

Comparing time to first paint and DOM Ready times of billypenn.com/ vs denverite.com/

firstPaintTime: 0.92s vs 0.45s
domReadyTime 1.2s vs 0.23s

Added a shmancy new can of paint to denverite.com/ tonight.

Props @livlab @brianboyer @montchr

EasyEngine version 4, first beta is here. We need your help in testing! 🎉🍻🙏
ow.ly/aaFg30ksRa2

How to build your own flamethrower.

1) Buy this
2) Put a bad ass plastic case around it twitter.com/DeepOmega/status/100…

Spider Girl.

#ZadieAlyssa #climbing #fence instagram.com/p/Bj1Gnf7nbDX/

Sip. Sip. With friends.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/Bj0gzcCH5HV/

Silly dillies.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/Bj0dSwtn1QG/

15 month old Vera’s favorite iPad app is the home button.

Playing at the table.

#VeraAddison instagram.com/p/Bj0B40cnV41/

Life Before & After paternity leave:

Zadie (3 years old): Come play blocks with me. Hello me build a castle
Me: Ok

*I grab one block and put it on the floor*

Zadie: NOOOOOOOOO! IT DOESN’T GO LIKE THAT!

Improving WordPress with Static Analysis

medium.com/@muglug/improving-wor…