Trick or Treaters 2016: A slightly above average year. Weekends are definitely better for Trick or Treaters.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7932813…
Trick or treaters last year: 73
Trick or treaters this year: 51
Halloween pro tip: Bring a toddler along. You’ll have a higher candy-per-house ratio. Being instagram.com/p/BMP44ZIhpgM/
Does this account for a scenarios like this? money.cnn.com/2016/10/18/technol… twitter.com/kingkool68/status/79…
The AI system took a look at 20 million data points from social media platforms to come up with the prediction.
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I too have a valuation of about $600M…
“911 what is your emergency?”
“I just bit my lip for the third time in the last 5 minutes.”
Don’t write “flexible” modules. No matter how you plan, you’ll miss some future requirements. Write modules that are easy to delete.
And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t… make our children all smile and instagram.com/p/BMNgikuB1le/
“So what are you being for Halloween?”
“Science fiction” twitter.com/70sscifiart/status/7…
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“Grab ’em by the Touch Bar”
I had to Google what Apple’s office suite thing was called because who even really uses that?
What are these Microsoft Office apps you speak of? I’m only familiar with iWork.
Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage… Please crash Photoshop on stage…
Remember when Apple used to not tout specs and we were just supposed to take their word that they were faster than PCs?
Craig Federighi and Phil Schiller share a computer. That explains Apple’s innovation slow down.
So if the Touch Bar has an icon and you’re not sure what it does, you have to just guess. No way to hover over it and wait for a tool tip.
“Touch Bar… make me a drink!”