(At family dinner) So how’s everyone enjoying our last name

Everyone on my team (5 men ages 48-75) texts me to make sure the slang they’re using is correct in context. Some examples below:

Looks like some useful #macOS keyboard shortcuts and third party tricks.

jamieonkeys.dev/posts/keyboard-s…

Something good came from April Fools’ Day—once. By @tallshmo social1.lifesavvy.com/social/htg…

We decided we’re going to stop using CAPTCHAs. cfl.re/3uNVHfv

This bot gets me twitter.com/capitalp_dangit/stat…

NEW STRONG BAD EMAIL
I started checking this email 4 years ago. So I decided to finish checking it for April Fools’. It is checked.
youtu.be/qUDejhGOG6s t.co/PXhbdsQGDw

Me watching @paul_irish using flame graphs to debug a JavaScript performance issue: Oh yeah, duh. So easy.

Me trying to debug my own site looking at the flame graphs: What the…

This new Performance insights panel looks much easier to understand and use. twitter.com/jecfish/status/15098…

What’s the last book you’ve read?

Do the captions of 90 Day Fiance count? Each episode is 2 hours long and no one speaks English…

I don’t know what I expected but hey that SmoothScroller really is quite smooth.

greensock.com/scrollsmoother/

USWDS: The United States Web Design System

designsystem.digital.gov/

I find it harder to find time to write CSS than it is to write said CSS

Phew!

Wordle 282 6/6*

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T-Train twitter.com/TPAIN/status/1507982…

Always Prioritize People

Everything in life comes down to people and relationships.

Cultivate deep relationships, but also learn to appreciate the power of weak ties.

You can go far in life by just being someone that people enjoy having around.

I would say my March Madness bracket is doing quite well…

Ah yes the good ‘ol days… twitter.com/Techmeme/status/1507…

Not enough people are talking about the fact that WordPress gains 3-4% market share *of the entire web* annually.

Let me rephrase: WordPress adds 1 Shopify **every year**.

w3techs.com/technologies/history… t.co/Pgottw6ZJc

I got a camouflage blanket and now I can’t find it

Doing laundry definitely sucks. But not being able to do laundry because your washing machine is broken sucks even more.

Anyhoo my new washing machine should be delivered anytime now…