What if announcing the wrong contestant was just a ploy to get people to pay attention to the Miss Universe pageant?
Dinner was messier than usual tonight. #zadiealyssa #messyeater #bathtime instagram.com/p/_idGP6je9R/
Vote on the new logo for Bash docs.google.com/forms/d/1iykGpW6…
Google “bubble level” on your phone…
Neat.
Me vs. Deadlines
“Let me be clear…”
~The Invisible Man, probably
Startup Idea: Amazon Prime but for thrift stores.
@kingkool68 *deactivates 99 redundant SEO plugins* thanks for the tip
Pro tip: Just because a site made a list of the best SEO plugins doesn’t mean you should install and use them all at the same time.
An Outback pulling an Outback, stopped to eat at Outback, parked outback
Come out tmrw for @WordPressDC #GeniusBar edition! As the name implies, they’ll be plenty of smart people & beer. bit.ly/1Q7TFib
Current list of MTV VJs… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_MT….
Does anybody actually use force touch? It feels like a feature that nobody needs.
Swinging in the play gym at Kidville for a one-year olds birthday party with @naudebynature’s… instagram.com/p/_NkH_JDe85/
That’s why the weight of most websites is out of proportion. m.imgur.com/3TtTwrU
I wear a pleather dress and @kingkool68 outdresses me with this monstrosity. #PewUnion twitter.com/mr_suh/status/675456…
Please scramble to keep up or resort to growing a beard, wearing Birkenstocks with socks, and mumbling incoherent jibberish.
Thank you.
ATTN: The web industry has declared the way you’ve been doing everything is now considered wrong.
ITTGTS… If this then go to sleep