The October WordPressDC meetup will be 1 week later then usual. Join us when @chexee from WordPress.com talks meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/85…

I’d like to see more offensive tweets from major appliance brands, not less.

You could start paying for another social network. Or you could move the conversation back to the best social network of all: your own site.

That was the dullest episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway. But man, did Drew Carey lose some serious weight of what?!? #debates

Shock me once, shame on me. Shock me twice, screw it I’m not an electrician.

Paying to promote items in the news feed? Facebook sounds desperate.

Apparently “Siri , end phone call” is not a recognizable command. And also the other person can hear you.

I see lots of spackling in my future.

SunTrust says I have no mortgage with them… Yay?

There are cat people… and then there are cat people who make fake facebook accounts for their cats…

We are redoing our powder room! Russell and my dad demo’d the walls … here is Russell showing off his new instagr.am/p/QP9yzFRzUj/

Tried to pay the first mortgage payment online. I’m not in their system. Mailed a check instead. Forgot to put a stamp on it. Frack.

Introducing Post Forking for WordPress — a more collaborative approach to content curation: bit.ly/PDvxRK

Switched dummyimage.com from an Apache server to Nginx. In other words it should be useful again. More optimizations to come.

I just reached Level 4 of the “Hot Tamale” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 15 different Mexican Restaurants! 4sq.com/SJXOei

Stayed late at work on a Friday night to figure out how to customize my ringtone on my new desk phone. Being in a cubicle can be fun.

Half-assing it: Because Full-assing makes my head hurt.

Nest Installed! pi.pe/-1bhmss

Quite The Pretty Unboxing Of The Nest pi.pe/-sfgvg0

Time To Add A Nest…. Here Goes Nothing. pi.pe/-i9sglf