ping.fm/p/ty8QS – RT: Cinco De Mayo is the one day of the year where all white people freely toe the line of racism. lol #sotrue

On an elliptical at the gym, still lamenting that all this repetitive kinetic effort goes nowhere.

cinco de mayonaise between yo turkey sandwich buns mothafucka forreal.

Syncin my demayo.

Pizza sub (@ Subway) [pic]: 4sq.com/IOuI6R

EVERYBODY LOVES ALL CAPS. RT @danachis: Why do designers love all caps?

Kristina will be back home in a few hours. Yippie. Yippie. Hooray!

My impression of every couple on House Hunters: “Our budget is thirty dollars. We were thinking we’d buy a 10-bedroom mansion. Maybe 11.”

My Contribution To The Cuatro De Mayo Party At Work pi.pe/-8jad92

Today I forgot to put a belt on. Realized I don’t need a belt. Screw belts. Best Cuatro de Mayo ever.

Pizzzzzzaaa. (@ Comet Ping Pong w/ @jfc3) [pic]: 4sq.com/K5a1DY

I just unlocked the “Pizzaiolo” badge on @foursquare for checking in at pizza joints! Pies all around! 4sq.com/Iq0wx3

anyone else want to help @kingkool68 & I use up one of my $40 @CometPingPong @LivingSocial coupons tonight? Meeting him at 14th & L at 6 PM.

I Think Samsung Announced Something… pi.pe/-jswrsx

Welcome to the family, @Revision3! ow.ly/aGrwp

Hansel AND Grettel Visit Kinkos pi.pe/-1z01gc

Ate chicken nuggets for dinner every night this week. 8 year old me would be proud.

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/kiePaAHK3jE?a Go right

I think I may switch from Adobe Photoshop to Draw Something for design work.

Firefox aims to unify it’s UI across devices. Bravo! ping.fm/OiB5E