Google To Upgrade All Android Phones To Latest Versi… Oh hahahaahahhhaah I get it.

“Wow there sure are a lot of people on Crew teams here”, I thought to myself standing in the checkout line at Trader Joe’s.

How do people casually go for an 11 mile run? How do you not have things to do?

My favorite Virginia license plate spotted this morning: H8N495

NOT TRUE. Unfollow! @UberFacts: In Guam, there’s paid job 4 men to “help” women lose virginity since virgins are not allowed to get married

I’m lessening my chances of winning the Mega Millions jackpot by not buying a ticket.

Perfect Threadless t-shirt for the med student in your life threadless.com/product/2657/The_…

Internet Rule #3,672: any attempt at self-diagnosis on WebMD will end in AIDS.

“Where there is the desire to spend money, there will be an equal or greater unanticipated expense to offset that desire.”—CoderBrown Law

4:04 TIME NOT FOUND!

For every 1 email I send out from my GMail account, I receive 9. My most contacted person… myself.

Every text editor sucks in some major, deal-breaking way.

A pagerank for daily deals? ~ How on earth could I choose which laser liposuction hair removal service deal before this!?! ~

Added an option to view any article as a plain text file by adding /feed/plain/ to any report URL at work. Example ping.fm/9DmXg

Featured Lenny Kravitz but made no “Are you going to go my way” pun. #ScumbagHungerGames

It’s 2012. Please do your part to educate those who still think pasting images in MS Word is an acceptable way to transfer digital imagery.

I’m pumped to finally be able to announce this: Forrst has been acquired by COLOURlovers: pandodaily.com/2012/03/26/colour…

Have technology like 200mph trains, holograms, virtual beasts, cameras in trees, yet they still use handheld microphones #ScumbagHungerGames

I’m at AMC Hoffman Center 22 for The Hunger Games (Alexandria, VA) w/ 19 others 4sq.com/H5L8nA

Kristina got tickets to the Hunger Games. Dissapointed this is not an Olympic eating event.