Re-stating my all-you-need-to-know-about-SEO rule: Create awesome/unique content, write good headlines, use WordPress. searchengineland.com/too-much-se…

Dear Communications Firm Owner, your mass DM asking if I’ve enjoyed your tweets & pushing me to FB lets me know you truly get social media.

Current status: ping.fm/8HUOe

Among 18-24 year-olds more than half (53%) live at home or moved in for a time during the past few years. bit.ly/zaVmgk #millennials

Mobile Device Testing Lab pi.pe/-9n45po

grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

5-star rating systems make no sense. Things are either good enough or they aren’t. Nothing in life is 3.5/5 units of good enoughness.

In the fall, let’s roll our clocks back a half hour and be done with it. Who’s with me?

My new response to random emails from recruiters is to send them the entire text of Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland ping.fm/QGxXv

I’m #StronglyAttractedTo #WhyImFatExcuses so please Get Me Out Of Here! #StuffHoodRatsDreamAbout Am I trending yet?

Carrying a blackberry is the new AOL email address.

Too early to laugh about death and olde stuff? retronaut.co/2012/02/death-cause…

People sure make some beautiful things with dummyimage.com ping.fm/xds3N cc/ maki_t2nd

RT @baltimoresun 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679…etc. Happy #PiDay.

No need to delete the tweet… they just updated it with another tweet! yfrog.com/ob32614533j

People might take me more seriously if I wore a whistle everywhere I went.

Hey @nacin This is a really stupid bug with a patch. is.gd/IulaNp

SOLD. And I use an electric razor. ping.fm/OOS36

Having trouble finding a good plugin? Join us tonight as seven speakers will talk about there favorite plugins: meetup.com/wordpressdc/events/51…

“Loved this blog, it gives me hope.” – Something someone actually said about my blog post on cockroach gel. ping.fm/tw1FG