Apparently eating holiday treats and cookies throughout December does not result in six pack abs by Christmas. I learned from experience.

Spending Christmas night at home watching Louis CK that we paid $5 for. #bestNightEver

Oh man @fart is killing it today with retweets of people complaining about not getting iPads or iPhones for Christmas.

Merry Christmas! Much love from the Heimlich’s.

Back from rural Virginia. Charlottesville has one thing going for it: 91.9 wrnr. Commercial free modern rock. Such a good radio station.

Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house we go!

Pad Zee-u with beef (@ Illusions Thai Cafe) [pic]: 4sq.com/uKjpb6

Netflix Fireplace video looping on the tv above our real fireplace that we’re too lazy to light pi.pe/-x8og4v

Pretty much somes up my day… ping.fm/CtbiN

I have 1,183,313 experience points in Uno Boost on Google+. This shows that I am highly experienced in procrastination.

This is why people hate custom skins forced upon them on Android phones. ping.fm/32V3i

Poor @naudebynature. She’s at work today while I eat cake pops in my flaming Superman PJs while watching the price is right.

Still don’t really understand the hype over a pair of shoes… That you probably won’t wear cuz you’re too scared to mess them up.

Co-Authors Plus v2.6 released: search user’s display names, sortable authors and more: wp.me/p15xq4-xFE

The past tense version of knit should be knat.

CSS filters landed in Webkit. Yesss! updates.html5rocks.com/2011/12/C… div {-webkit-filter: blur(10px) } Boom boom. Fire up your Chrome Canary!

Girls on the phone are weird.

Facebook is deserted. pi.pe/-7uxgum

Happy shortest day of the year!

To me, BYOY means Bring Your Own Bed. I blame old AeroBed commercials.