Man, it’s like NoVA roads are designed to cause accidents.

I’m glad the iPhone 4S’ improved camera is being put to good use with shitty instagram filters.

I’m at Mr. Smith’s (3104 M St NW, at 31st NW, Washington) 4sq.com/p2Aidc

Huge Paella at the Taste Of Georgetown pi.pe/-telpz0

Dissapointed in the lack of kidney beans at the kidney walk.

OH Just imagine the olden days when you had to print out Google maps…

Up early for a kidney walk in DC.

I’m at World Market (3532 South Jefferson St., at Leesburg Pike, Falls Church) 4sq.com/pRN1Ep

Date night with the misses (@ Casa Oaxaca) 4sq.com/oDaTV3

“Infographics are worthless/without worth/sans value” (because the actual communication is crap) – OK Cupid data guy #brooklynbeta

It doesn’t surprise me that Mike Judge and Johnny Knoxville are friends nytimes.com/2011/10/16/magazine/…

Having a hard time respecting this iPhone “upgrade”. It’s key feature is just an app that Apple’s arbitrarily restricted from older iPhones.

I’m happy for all of my friends getting new iPhones today. I <3 gadgets.

RT @sarahtp Most accessibility is restricted to accessibility specialists & front-end devs; in reality applies to entire web team. #wds11

Just updated the Font Combinator with a bunch of new fonts! Check it out! font-combinator.com/

BOWEL RUMBLING THUNDER!

How come the inventor of spray butter hasn’t won the Nobel peace prize yet?

This is just brilliant: thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri… – laughing my head off. I love Apple 😉

DC PHP (@ Fathom Creative) 4sq.com/o6LOxu

WHAT!?! That’s bullshit. Please RT @chevrolet @brownpau Sorry, but there’s no current plans to bring back the #ElCamino.