@naudebynature @ayomattayo It will be your kid too, Kristina.

@renano Seems like a fair trade.

@AstickofGum @naudebynature @kathkat15 @smellyice These are cvs.com/shop/product-detail/CVS-…

@jdroth Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail amazon.com/gp/product/0307476073…

No gelatin snacks are talking to me today 🙁 #fml

@cdharrison I don’t think that’s so far fetched. We keep wanting things faster and faster. pewresearch.org/data-trend/media…

@cdharrison because we’re not online all the time?

@brownpau @naudebynature She’s doing it for Montgomery County. Lets see how it goes.

Happy Jury Duty Day @naudebynature

@VerizonSupport Done.

Tuesday is the new Monday.

@VerizonSupport Tried running Verizon’s speedtest. Download tests fine, upload doesn’t even start. my.verizon.com/services/speedtes…

Anyone have a spare wifi router I can borrow?

@VerizonSupport Can Verizon send me a new ActionTech wifi router? Mine seems to have crapped out on uploading.

Ice cream has evolved a truly spectacular defense mechanism: THE BRAIN FREEZE!

The Great Gatsby? More like the Wait-until-it-comes-out-on-DVD-at-the-grocery-store Gatsby.

I’m at Uncle Julio’s Rio Grande Cafe (Gaithersburg, MD) w/ 2 others [pic]: 4sq.com/13asK9a

@mr_suh After this it’s mowing the lawn. GASP!

@SmellyICE Buffering takes forever no matter the quality. Arg.

@SmellyICE You have FiOS right? Is YouTube performance horrible for you? Google.com stuff has an unusual delay as well.