@starsoup7 @nguyetv @convergese @jaredcunha Got mine too.

@randallb Better start constructing that Internet-proof bunker now!

Apple patents a fishing net for muggers! newscientist.com/blogs/onepercen…

@freshyill MY FiOS was sucky last night. YouTube videos kept buffering.

FEBRUARY FOOLS!

@fugularity Yea.. well… do you even lift bro?

@fugularity I do that everyday minus stopping 2 stops early.

@stephaniesalmon If only Amazon was hosting in the cloud… oh wait!

Amazon’s homepage may be down, but don’t worry they’ll make it up in volume. Or whatever they used to say during the tech bubble…

@brian_k_bailey ZING!

@brian_k_bailey I would like to see an example of a site where it actually detects a problem.

@AstickofGum That’s the spirit!

@maxkostow Your CreateChromeApp app is totally awesome and much appreciated.

@cdharrison Damn, @cdharrison . I’m dizzy.

@noaheverett Mediocre gravity must be a bitch then.

“I’ve been deeply disappointed by the battery in the Z10.” – @joshuatopolsky theverge.com/2013/1/30/3929760/b…

Looks like no more RIMM JOB jokes.

This Blackberry 10 launch preshow is soooo painful. Only watching because the leaks look intriguing.

@jasongraphix Girl gills proclaim “GIVE me a break”

GIFs are like GIFTs to the world minus the “t” which is exactly how they should be pronounced.