@aaronjorbin I saw your head on the live stream!
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@dbchhbr Not even a little bit?
@dbchhbr Do you have to be tiny?
@yesimmelinda Man you’re all over the place
15 years on this bird site
#MyTwitterAnniversary
@dbchhbr Get on a plane and head away from the rain.
This is what it’s like to visit the most famous painting in the world.
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Spiderman before it was cool
The light hits here differently.
@fugularity Horses are the most farted on creature in the whole world.
@fugularity Death isn’t good for the sport
@JoAnnStilley Came a little early for pleasure next week for business. In Amsterdam now buying the girls some wooden clogs.
@skeevis That sounds like what DAOs are for
@neojp Just a single paper mask. Except when you’re eating or drinking. The whole plane was required to have a negative test before boarding.