Man, Twitter is killing off RSS support soon. This will surely break the 4 year old piece of software I installed to back up my Tweets http:

@VerizonSupport What’s the longest ethernet cable you guys have? cc/@freshyill

@VerizonSupport The Internet is not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes!

@JoannaBrenner livingsocial.com/cities/855-howa…

@zamoose Hey @verizonfios, you should really help my friend out here. He’s starting to hurt himself over lack of FiOS.

Hey @livingsocial instead of doing deals on diarrhea in a mermaid cup how about a deal on mile long ethernet cables.

@freshyill Is there some @livingsocial deal for ginormous ethernet cable?

@zamoose Maybe you should start talking about Zombies and go to the gym every single day and you will too get FiOS.

@zamoose That’s what you get for living in Comcast’s home base.

@verizonfios Got an extreme promotion code?

@verizonfios I can’t stand your weird package names. Prime? Extreme? Ultimate?

@freshyill If you get a 1.5 mile long ethernet cable you can share mine.

And since I have the opportunity to choose FiOS I guess I will take advantage of it.

So my whole Comcast vs. FiOS question showed me there are tons of passionate FiOS people out there and a few people who put up with Comcast.

@JohnPBloch Grrrr clients can be so frustrating some times with all their shit.

Huzzah! Found my razor and I’m back to my baby-bottom smooth self again.

Have you ever licensed one of your images before? I could use some help.

Domain name for the house purchased.

@feather @karlgroves Congrats to both of you!

@AstickofGum @ammy914 “Fuck it! Just run home!”