@AstickofGum You’re that bored that you decided to pee in a glass, take a picture of it, and share it on the Internet?

@MikeNGarrett Yay! Happy birthday! See you Friday.

@AstickofGum Fuck it! Just run home.

@comcastcares How are you guys better than FiOS? I could go either way.

Hey @comcast, @verizonfios says you stink. You gonna take that?

@KyleCotter well I’d bump it up to 50. I hate that I have to go with a 2 year contract though. Makes me feel icky.

@KyleCotter Hmmm… they do have Boomerang for classic cartoons.

Comcast (Xfinity? Whatever they identify with?) vs Verizon Fios. Which should I choose?

@ayomattayo You’re about 3 years too late nowpublic.com/culture/comedian-t…

@davidlantner Rock on! Next step, get a MD drivers license.

@starsoup7 Great advice. I always welcome advice form others. Alas I think we will need to hire painters. We have vaulted ceilings.

@ayomattayo No he didn’t.

@starsoup7 Got it don’t paint my hair. Sounds simple enough.

Couldn’t find my electric razor in the sea of boxes so I’m looking like a nomad at work today.

I just unlocked the “Fixer Upper” badge on @foursquare for checking in at hardware stores! Tool Time! 4sq.com/REXhUX

First of many. (@ Home Depot) 4sq.com/REXfMX

Spent labor day laboring but now I have all of my stuff in Maryland.

@AstickofGum oops found it. It was hiding behind the hand towel. Crisis averted.

@Jennison it is. At the end of the red line in Glenmont.

Last meal as a Virginia resident. Enjoying it with these people (@ Illusions Thai Cafe) [pic]: 4sq.com/QYc0PT