The older I get the less the world makes sense.

@freshyill What’s up?

@jenfraiz Well that’s poo.

@jenfraiz Why are you unemployed?

Had a dream I visited Facebook HQ and lost my wallet: “Do you have a lost and found?” “No, try searching” “BUT YOUR SEARCH SUCKS!!!!”

@JohnPBloch #likeAMacGyver

My Dad managed to snap a photo of big frog in the Adirondacks this past weekend ping.fm/wSvnX

@angelialevy Thanks for pointing that out. Fixing now.

@lauradhahn ah gotcha. Have fun up there!

@lauradhahn What are you moving on to next?

@cdharrison I like Storage Wars every now and then also.

@AstickofGum remember that time we went to the beach and stayed in a motel that smelled like a locker room?

No more cable Internet at home 🙁 Mobile hotspot to the rescue 🙂

Someone in Greece tried to use my American Express card 20 minutes ago. Fraud Reported!

@MattBowen Reboot.

Spending the weekend up in Columbia seeing the parents and such.

@fugularity I thought he would last longer. Then I realized he just doesn’t have the balls to do it.

@chuckborowicz Maybe you should look into how much oval trip tickets costs 🙂

@mugunthkumar @pauljadam False. youtube.com/watch?v=N4t3-__3MA0

@AstickofGum le bang!