@superpixels Or the Kool Aide man’s dingle berry.

@freshyill I didn’t say it. I typed it out.

The Dark Knight Rising shooter looks like sideshow Bob.

@wjdennen Because they are standing in the way of me getting a house at the moment. And it’s not because i’m not qualified.

Mortgages are stupid.

@aaronjorbin Bravo! I’m all about the minimalism.

@ammy914 I always write “coming up with accomplishments for mid year review” as one of my accomplishments.

@ayomattayo @naudebynature In other words, you don’t know yet.

Does Jelly Bean make my Nexus S faster and more responsive? Not really. The Nexus S is underpowered. I do like Google Now and voice search.

New Back Pack pi.pe/-cvjjhb

@gideonjs77 eewww

I’m at Nationals Park for Atlanta Braves vs. Washington Nationals (Washington, DC) w/ 260 others [pic]: 4sq.com/MCK0Am

I just unlocked the “Super Swarm” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/MB91bz

The Android Jelly Bean start-up screen is less grandiose than the Ice Cream sandwhich start-up screen.

To use Google Now on the Nexus S tap Google in the search bar since the device has a hardware key for the home button.

Stuck in a car with women trying to tie a bow tie.

Spending the day at a Guam liberation day picnic.

@randallb Friends don’t let friends read TechCrunch.

@randallb I’m sorry you left your former employers before they cashed out.

@pauljadam That’s half of what VidCapper does.