@hnfirehose Use dummyimage.com instead.

@aenean_ Screw that. I’ll probably get another Nexus One

Lost my phone. It must have fallen out of my belt clip holster. GRRRR….

@cmcnally You’re crazy.

@kathkat15 You should watch is.gd/Xb040B It’s on Netflix.

@ayomattayo @astickofgum what a jerk!!1!!! cl.ly/2d3H2r3A2O07080p2g2k

@randallb Oh Yeaaaahhhhh!

A lot less traffic today. It’s going to be a Good Friday.

@elgreg You’re right up there international mountaineer JavaScripter

Apparently I’m a success ping.fm/7Td5O

Not to be a snob, but starting a sentence with “Not to be a snob” is how a snob starts sentences.

I would much rather have a version of the Hunger Games at work than go through a performance review.

@lrainie Why did you decide to make a separate site for library research?

@aebsr @elysegibson Ok Garfield and Friends is.gd/HapOw8

@ayomattayo Try not to spill soda on it #impulsebuy

T-Mobile Hits Back At Verizon Over Spectrum Wars, Efficiency tmonews.com/2012/04/t-mobile-hit… via @tmonews

@trepmal Wow, would have never found that function out.

Installed portable Chrome onto a thumbdrive. Take that draconian internet at work policies!

Seeing houses.

@KarlaTR or think like a clock.