A Flash update? Is this some sort of sick joke.

“Wow there sure are a lot of people on Crew teams here”, I thought to myself standing in the checkout line at Trader Joe’s.

@MouseyMik yea I think I’ve done atleast 100 pushups since I started.

@MouseyMik man I wish I had the time and attention to run. I’m too easily distr… o shiney.

@anthonydpaul nope don’t see your $8k loan payment deducted from my bank account either.

How do people casually go for an 11 mile run? How do you not have things to do?

My favorite Virginia license plate spotted this morning: H8N495

@naudebynature LOL

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@elgreg or cancer.

@AstickofGum In first grade you hated Legos. You thought they were baby toys.

4:04 TIME NOT FOUND!

For every 1 email I send out from my GMail account, I receive 9. My most contacted person… myself.

@rochellefp I run my own SVN server… because I’m a nerd

@coderbrown Frosted mini charms #breakfastdecisions

@fugularity well well well… look how the tables have turned.

@charliepark MT, modifed tweet

@DavidVOrtega Hey you must be a douche!

@toekneestuck I dig the website counter.

A pagerank for daily deals? ~ How on earth could I choose which laser liposuction hair removal service deal before this!?! ~