I decided to start doing pushups until I can do 100 in a row without stopping. So long scrawny programmer arms.

@jlleblanc blah ick eek ahhhh

My finger nails hurt.

@mjsante Is the CMS Battles: Enter the Dome event happening on the 10th?

@ayomattayo Not a fan of bed bugs?

@ayomattayo whatever they’re always like “Say Ahhhh” and checkin out my handy ball.

@ayomattayo I would go insane looking at hangy balls in the back of throats all day.

@ayomattayo My guess, and I’m not an orthodontist or anything, but I bet it will look invisible.

“This year, everything will be your fault. It’ll feel good.” – ping.fm/Tdscy

Like Google’s election trend data ping.fm/ySa0S ? Here is all the data in JSON format ping.fm/PKCx7

@KyleCotter I’ve got a ton more bloopers if you need them.

I see me… RT @KyleCotter Sneak peak of something cool in the making is.gd/Cen0kF

@pauljadam Might be a potluck. Seems more fun than trying to charge money.

@pauljadam Talk a little bit, answer questions, talk a little bit more. Repeat!

@riichdiinero Get big headphones.

@Vocalyze Send text to aPI, receive back an MP3.

@imjared I talk, you ask questions, repeat.

@fugularity Is the new GMail view really that bad. Switch to it and get over it.

@marcelmoreau How is using Evernote to keep track of recipes? Wife thought about doing that.

@msinkiat Why bother? They’ll filter out the candidates for you. #caucus