@ayomattayo feel free to pick up mine when you’re done. #dontLoseTheGroove

@elgreg band aids of yesteryear are inadequate for the injuries today.

@ayomattayo to display on your mantle next to your Mom’s new rifle.

Xmas shopping (@ Home Goods – Crossroads Place w/ 2 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/uh227X

Thank goodness GoWalla got a happy ending being bought by fbook. Started looking tragic for the Foursquare rival when they neutered the app.

@AstickofGum Josh should do it. Its only 5 big Macs and 5 large fries.

@AstickofGum @ayomattayo Buy the McDonald’s @LivingSocial deal and eat it all in one sitting.

At Kristina’s holiday work party tonight. ‘Tis the season.

“A New Home WOuld Be The Ultimate Holiday Gift!” – Stupid, spammy home sales email.

@thereisnocat Wearing this one for wife’s holiday party tonight is.gd/kMbpZ1 I also have this one is.gd/NVThyd

@thereisnocat I know. I’m wearing one RIGHT NOW.

If you need awesome ties, these are it ping.fm/ix5Rz

@ampilsner you’re practically a cougar.

@kathkat15 It looks like she’s doing a pretty good job of looking pregnant.

Today was my turn to cook dinner. We had the best tacos ever. Extra crunchy with a lotta cheeeeeze.

@renano Easy.

@AstickofGum Send them to your brothers

@KyleCotter ALL THE FRICKIN TIME!

@i_love_chicken_ Just buy this lens… DONE! It’s the best. is.gd/2g85qW

@freshyill Is that the game where you repeatedly swipe the screen getting your hopes up and then you still die?