@malloryhole OMG GET OFF THE ROAD! Tweeting while driving, faulty speedometer…

@jfc3 What’s on Saturday?

@ammy914 We went to bed at 9pm last night. Of course we were on a plane all day.

Russell: 1, Jet Lag: 0, Clean laundry: 9999

@brownpau who won the @usnews pie-off?

We have no food at home so we have to eat out. (@ Valentino’s Pizza) [pic]: 4sq.com/sLzqRz

@AstickofGum definitely her boobies

I feel like I should alert the authorities about all of these unattended bags on the baggage carousel.

And we’re home. My British accent has suddenly vanished.

Censoring the Internet sucks. Orange, here in the UK thinks every site I try to visit is restricted to verified 18+. Instagram? Linkedin?

This pub is older than America. (@ The Anchor w/ 2 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/vjawHI

I’m at Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre (21 New Globe Walk, London) [pic]: 4sq.com/v4w4au

The locals just love the frolicking tourists. (@ Abbey Road Studios w/ 2 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/tE6Rp4

I’m at Piccadilly Circus (Piccadilly Circus, Regent Street, London) w/ 5 others [pic]: 4sq.com/vxXjsb

I’m at Buckingham Palace (7 Buckingham Palace Rd., London) w/ 4 others [pic]: 4sq.com/sNSyEl

I’m at The Crown Jewels (The Jewel House, The Tower of London, London) [pic]: 4sq.com/rG6gPJ

Off to see the crown jewels and then pay a visit to Buckingham Palace.

It was cold, windy but sunny today in London. Kristina is out seeing the Lion King muscial with her friend while I stay in and watch footbal

I’m at Absolutely Starving (51 Tooley St, Camberwell) w/ 2 others [pic]: 4sq.com/tkeSZ4

Its double Decker bus day today.