Walked past Donald Rumsfeld in the lobby of my building while leaving to go home.

@booboozela because I’m white.

@Tamekailnbx @Blueys No… SHUT THE FUCK UP!

@Blueys Crack or the iPhone? Or a cracked iPhone?

@netvibes I simply love the improvements you guys have made. Awesome work. I’m glad you’re still the best feed reader out there!

@booboozela @naudebynature is going to that tonight.

@freshyill Here, here! All hail the 27″ screens!

Annoying free promotion for some service #KnowYourFollowers

Engadget.com + a couple Instagram filters = theverge.com

@KyleCotter Congrats on the more prestigious sounding title.

@KyleCotter I HATE THE HOMEPAGE WITH A PASSION. No hierarchy. Cluttered.

There is nothing fun about “Fun Size.” Instead it should be called “Ha Ha Fatso.”

@feather You must get a ton of frequent flyer miles.

@elliotjaystocks Sorry I guess you don’t know me and think I’m a spammer… You need an Internet timeout1 is.gd/Ca3vqM

@elliotjaystocks is.gd/Ca3vqM

@jbatterton No kidding you make impossible things. Your site is impossible to scroll in Firefox. My guess is it’s the 306 KB worth of fonts

@grum_dot_com But ofcourse 🙂

@grum_dot_com Travis Hunt says hi. He was a whoopie cushion for Halloween.

@fugularity Josh, you’re hilarious everyday.

@AstickofGum I’ve never been more scared in my life than using the public bathroom at the MLK library.