BOWEL RUMBLING THUNDER!

How come the inventor of spray butter hasn’t won the Nobel peace prize yet?

@Brian_Lieberman nope. Not tonight. I’m sure he’ll tweet a link with his slides.

@trepmal Sort of. You have to write the function yourself. Ping me later and I can show you how I did it.

DC PHP (@ Fathom Creative) 4sq.com/o6LOxu

WHAT!?! That’s bullshit. Please RT @chevrolet @brownpau Sorry, but there’s no current plans to bring back the #ElCamino.

@AstickofGum Halloween Mashups is.gd/5svAUA

Spaces too! RT @stephenchan @GlennF @gruber @siracusa @jsnell Mission Control allows you to re-arrange full-screen apps now. +1 to Apple!

@matt_attack_618 I might be able to hold my bladder for that long.

@matt_attack_618 Older cameras required longer exposures so people had to sit still for a long long time. Holding a smile that long is hard.

@jenfraiz Boy the beach sure barges on ya.

@matt_attack_618 Old as in the person is of a young age or old as in the 1880’s?

@nickwhitmoyer Get a fresh Amish pretzel!

ping.fm/lJMJs looks like an awesome open-source version of Dropbox. They need developers to help get it done!

Yup, Quora is still horribly ugly and thus I will continue to avoid using it.

rankled – 1) Continue to be painful; fester. 2) Cause annoyance or resentment that persists.

@fugularity Your lack of Guitar hero skills disappoints me. You should go back to your old hermit self that sleep walks naked.

@jessabean you’re so famous

Hmmm no pizza @wordpressdc tonight. Who wants to get some food somewhere beforehand? #wordpressdc

@TylerMachado Thanks for the hat tip.