@itsrayshelle Which one is the slutty one?

@booboozela 1) Leave the line 2) go to Baked & Wired which is right around the corner on Thomas Jefferson street. 3) Thank me later

@e_wils @jfc3 Busy tonight sorry. Not a fan of sushi either. Thanks anyways!

Forgot Apple ID passwrd, reset it, logged in, must update credit card info, done, must accept new t&c, done. Now can I update my free apps?

97.8% natural lip balm is oddly specific.

@williamsba toilet { overflow: hidden; }

@codyjackstewart nice.

@jenfraiz nice. Hopefully its dead there.

@bpeebles She’s a keeper.

Smart people go to Italian restaurants on Condo De Mayo.

@kathkat15 why? You’ve been making jokes since you were 15 I’m sure.

@graphical_force Nothing to do but wait it out. Bleh.

My mouth feels like it got punched in the mouth. #cankersores

@fugularity Yay!

Thank goodness for the Spanish food aisle. #cincodemayo

Its sunny and pouring rain.

@film_girl It’s not like you can call them or anything since their phone lines are busy…

Does @chartbeat have dashboards of all of the Chart Beat Dashboards? #mindblown

What’s your Political Typology Quiz from @pewresearch ping.fm/mC0gx Let me know if anything looks weird anywhere…

@coderbrown Not very scientific but it’s a good guess. #lazyweb