Water Cockroach pi.pe/-uw2bwy

Dinner at the parents house tonight.

@skeevis My Mobile Tools plugin for WP Super Cache is.gd/3bCZnF

@aenean_ But that opens tomorrow at 10am

They sell that at a gas station? RT @Casper_Edora wow dude just bought some male enhancement from a gas station… smh

What to do tonight… what to do?

@jfc3 Oh duh. You’re right. I didn’t actually try it, I just skimmed the code.

@jfc3 You can trigger the skip links to be visible on :focus see is.gd/MdRIqq

@nacin I believe Verizon claims your first born child in the event of international data roaming…

@fugularity @kathkat15 @eighty5original It’s always an open bar when you crave water

The Psychic Fair has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Looks like my anti-elephant spray is working. Haven’t seen any elephants around in a long time.

Group node.is debugging on the big screen. #dcjq

The DC jQuery meetup is growing like a weed. Tons of people are here.

@cohenspire @TimHops I was going to look into how much it would be to ride a tornado down to SC Pecos Bill style is.gd/uH5Jm6

@eighty5original No but I got a guy who needs to transfer $10 million and he’ll give you a cut if you help him out. He knows a prince!

@josemonkey You’re telling me. My desk was still recovering from a rumbling in March.

CNN didn’t get the message that Mixx is dead ping.fm/a7EXj cc @jgarber

I think a small tornado made it’s way across my desk.

@Jason No but you’re free to complain about it 🙂 #notabsurd