@jessabean Bringing an iPad #firstworldproblems

@itsrayshelle I bet Will Smith is.

@gideonjs77 It looks better than promoting their customer service. Quantity over quality.

Toe nails clipped!

@eighty5original Boy, you couldn’t even makeup a story like that.

@eighty5original Just tell yourself it was all in the name of art.

There’s a fine line between contextual and creepy

@eighty5original HAAA!

GREAT IDEA! RT @eighty5original Don’t dress as oil-covered Gulf of Mexico cleanup worker in a green BP jumpsuit this Halloween. Not funny.

@trepmal I think you’re referring to tweets that have been automatically translated for you.

Clever zip up hoodie Threadless, CLEV-ER! ping.fm/gj6Ct

@booboozela September brings in the fresh, cool breeze, falling leaves, and super-agro blood-thirsty BOO BOO.

Backfire is a tool that lets you save CSS changes made in Firebug back to the server. ping.fm/EeLCe

Dinosaur Nuggets pi.pe/-1jk46k

The video music awards are on tonight. Wait.. they still make music videos?

@jakemgold Enjoyed your presentation at #wcma I also remember hearing your interview on WordPress Weekly. Awesome stuff.

@trepmal No but did you see THE RIVER OF BLOOD!

Woops that was my tweet. RT @naudebynature I scored 96% – You think you know jQuery? is.gd/f7L86 via @tutorialzine

@mpiccorossi I thought the same thing.

My MacBook Pro charger stopped charging yesterday. Off to the Apple store.