I missed out too RT @jgarber Blast! Slept through an earthquake, apparently.

@vmasto Looks like you’re not alone. bit.ly/aoOb8y You’re also pretty safe.

@epalf @naudebynature, @itsrayshelle & @jinaldo were watching that movie last night.

Note to self: White plastic bags make horrible lunch bags when everyone else uses white plastic lunch bags.

Replace the word ‘house’ to ‘spouse’ in this article. Then giggle like a school girl ping.fm/HS6U6

@madcatdisease Ha! I like that idea.

@BlankSky I believe #lifePhaseII is commonly refereed to as “Death”

The Old Spice guy is the MacGyver of our generation.

CNN, are you sure this isn’t an Onion article? ping.fm/pJy16 because “thousands of drunk Russians drown” sounds a bit fabricated.

@seclarke Duh, haven’t you seen the commercials?

@frankjonen And I suppose Google is heading towards the crapper by giving away all of that code too?

@frankjonen And WordPress is a service company that has lots of people constantly making it better every day

@frankjonen Ha! Musicians should sell stuff that people want (CDs, downloads, DVDs, merch) just like WordPress (advandced features etc.)

@film_girl Granty looks like Ron Jeremy with that hair

Teaching my second class ever. Tonight its a review of CSS and designing a form. Next class, the world.

Me and Kristina’s hobbies (photography and baking) are rubbing off on my roomies.

The best things in life aren’t things.

HSPA+ is coming to DC T-Mobile users on July 21st. Translation: Faster mobile broadband ping.fm/I9Tpb

@itsrayshelle Welcome back to DC

Backing up my tweets to GMail so I can search them later. +1 for the cloud!