@theorem_ @brownpau YOUR MOM IMPACTS THE EARTH’S ROTATION!

@jdroth My parents printed family checks for my allowance. I could write checks to my parents in 1st grade! They also gave me monthly stmnts

@theorem_ @brownpau YOUR MOM bit.ly/9KnQmI

Tonight was taco night for dinner. Mucho delicioso!

@eighty5original Turkey tacos!

@Jason me 2. Listening to @leolaporte and gang makes doing the dishes so much fun.

Now that the Olympics are over Canada can get back to doing what it does best: exporting maple syrup and half-baked pop stars.

New Blog Post: Put Your Print Stylesheet At The Bottom bit.ly/aG9yqM

DreamHost is giving away ipads, not maxipads. Could the next Apple tablet be called the macsipad?

@msinkiat @epalf Kristina’s Sony Cybershot has been going strong for years.

DreamHost would have beaten the Canadian hockey team at the Olympics.

@fugularity Eeww!

CSS Monsters… yea, that is just crazy. ping.fm/0M4HY

@fugularity @eighty5original Yea Lost makes me sick too.

@mrjbrown Tip for preventing driveby spam: Use an input field w/ display:none then on backend make sure it is empty. If isn’t, it’s a bot.

@eighty5original Don’t mix those two things up. Laundry might leave a sour taste in your mouth.

@Grooveshark Who needs the iPhone anyways…

@riichdiinero You date the smallest person in the world.

@naudebynature Always tinkle before leaving work.

Drats! Was hoping to make more progress on dummyimage.com this weekend. Better documentation is coming.