The girls did good today walking through the trails in our neighborhood eventually ending up at a playground. We sugared them up with Skittles before the long walk back home.

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison

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He’s happiest when swinging.

#CadenApollo

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We found a big rock on our walk today so ofcourse the girls had to strike a pose on it.

#ZadieAlyssa #VeraAddison

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6 year old stops watching her iPad, takes it up stairs, and hooks it up to her charger. Comes back down with her laundry and goes and puts it in the washing machine.

All unprompted of her own doing. Daylight saving time is nigh and weird things are happening.

@mattcampux Call me and I want to see the ultimate jazzed up 90s website

11:59pm twitter.com/DMendy02/status/1370…

@MikeNGarrett Oh no! Please don’t Mike, parenting is one of the greatest joys of life! Go back, your kids need you!

@MikeNGarrett But did they poop on you?

The only two tweets using the hashtag #PHPIsNotACrime are in a different language but I can get behind this movement

@MikeNGarrett I’ve already changed a wet bed. Thank goodness tomorrow is ipad day for the kids so mommy and daddy can sleep in day.

@neojp Where do I send you the bill for my 2 minutes and 16 seconds to read and resound to your tweets.

@elyktrix Congrats! That’s always a big sticking point of a redesign.

@caseydriscoll Have fun trimming your grandma’s bush

@yesimmelinda This is my exercise

@ryaneffindudek

@JonSpeek @elyktrix put a background color around them to balance out the weights.

@yesimmelinda I’m 5 for 5 eating brownies

@mattcampux Psshh I have at least that many voices in my head when I’m coding

@bradtaunt Back in the day I used to post to my WordPress blog via email. I could use T-Mobile’s SMS to email gateway to post to it from my phone that didn’t have a mobile data plan but did have a bucket of SMS messages.

This entire post was pecked into my phone russellheimlich.com/blog/google-…

@ryaneffindudek Why am I seeing the Internet post memes of them feeding you stuff?