Chipoltle burrito for lunch day. Hooray!

Someone keeps calling my work number. Phone spam sucks.

I really like tihs photo – tinyurl.com/56zt33

This Fail dog reminds me of something but I’m not sure what -> faildogs.com/post/31480692

@drtiki – Like the Heimlich Maneuver for drinking.

I helped make Twitter better for everyone.

Watching roommates rock out to 90’s singstar…

Am I the only one in the world that has no desire for coffee?

This guy has awesome graphic design/illustration work -> sebdesign.eu/

Whoa Pandora, today is not a metal day. Let’s try the Explosions in the sky station.

Twitter needs some sort of spammer friend blacklist that looks at the number of followers to following ratio.

@brownpau Then why am I always at the beginning of the first spam wave.

Stop looking at me swan! tinyurl.com/6ghp4s

Hawaii I guess. I like staying in the best though

@waydbot Replying to your tweet. What are you doing?

Grrr Arg! monster necklace -> tinyurl.com/5edfhw

Hobo Cop – tinyurl.com/5782nj

Oops forgot to have lucnh!

New blog post: Have Your Baby And Eat It Too tinyurl.com/6mz62a

@MattBowen Thanks I was certainly going for shock value. That one just barely beat out something about Gerbils eating their young.