3 year old: I don’t think Santa has a butt
5 year old: Then how does he sit down?
3 year old: Oh, good point

And thus ends the debate.

Tonight’s rousing dinner-with-toddlers conversation tackled the difficult question of whether or not Santa Claus has a butt…

Got me some awesome socks! twitter.com/metafizzyco/status/1…

@brad_frost back and forth forever ))<>((

@JessSchillinger Thank you for your support during these truly chaotic times.

1980’s Pert Plus Shampoo branding is my aesthetic

@randallb Truth! I think things start to smooth out around 2.5 in my experience.

And it’s here! What a roller coaster of emotions. J/K I totally forgot about it.

@PeterMolive @viraldoshi @JonErlichman Hmmmmmmmm hathiwala.wordpress.com/2011/02/…

@ryanchenkie Thank goodness there are services like @CoderPad so you can do a technical interview with a keyboard instead of with a marker.

All I want for Christmas is professionally-installed, year-round, programmable, multicolor, LED Christmas lights.

@5t3ph Props to Prototype which was the first JavaScript library I ever learned prototypejs.org/

Egghead Software. Not to be confused with NewEgg.com twitter.com/jhonnycharles88/stat…

@shortxstack My wife spent all day making a gingerbread house…

@sarah_edo Do kids books count? And do kids books you read multiple times in one night so they just go to sleep count?

@MikeNGarrett Hell, yes

@freshyill Every bedroom needs a storm trooper helmet on their nightstand

The plot thickens…

Ordered a new MacBook Pro on November 10th, the very same day they were announced.

Original estimate for delivery: December 3rd – 10th
New estimate for delivery: January 6th – 13th

Woe is me.

@magicroundabout I would install the Query Monitor plugin which has a redirection feature…

“Whenever a redirect occurs, Query Monitor adds an HTTP header containing the call stack, so you can use your favourite HTTP inspector or browser developer tools to trace what triggered the redirect.”