The fly on Mike Pence’s head is the winner of this debate.

Candidate: It was a disaster.
Candidate: It was a disaster.
Candidate: It was a disaster.
Candidate: It was a disaster.

@elyktrix Call it the 2020 button

@elyktrix One button should bind to shutting down your machine without warning.

And it should be randomly assigned to a different button everyday

@fugularity Well if you don’t like it you can GOOOO YOUR OWWWNNN WAAAAAYYYY!!!

@fugularity The viral song is “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac because of this yoursun.com/dreams-tik-tok-video…

The song “Landslide” by Smashing Pumpkins is a cover of “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac. Thank you for attending my TED talk.

@fugularity Where is this Smashing Pumpkins cover?

Startup idea: Workout at home series that is just running in place while techno remixes of Sonic the Hedgehog music plays in the background.

Every once in a while the instructor yells “GET THOSE RINGS!”

@suehle @Programazing Came here to say I’ve used it in organizations for technical documentation since you can see changes over time and by who.

Definitely gotta know your target audience.

@wesbos @hankchizljaw @syntaxfm Fixed an app where the login authentication system was designed by a frontend dev. To get access one could view source in login.js, copy two lines, paste in browser dev terminal, and then you would be in 😬

That was a fun one to demo to the client.

@ASpittel I can’t imagine what someone must be up against to just start web dev from scratch these days. It’s so complicated.

@helenhousandi The AP has got you covered apnews.com/article/election-2020…

@jgarber It needed more REGAL than standards text

@JessSchillinger Back in my day we had to write our own HTML Table to Highcharts parsers. That’s how these work pewforum.org/religious-landscape…

Baby eyelashes.

#CadenApollo

📸 instagram.com/p/CF9jTXCMQ_f/ via tweet.photo

You don’t really hear many people naming their kid Sherlock these days do you?

@elyktrix Holler if you need help building yourself a WordPress plugin

@freshyill There are 3 Trump signs on my street here in Ellicott City.

@jfc3 Postal before and after pic

@caseydriscoll Long way off. Rural areas are going to be tough to wire up. Might see some 5G wireless backhaul and then wired fiber for the last mile to a community.