@mattnightingale Toddlering

@J_Motoki O captain my captain
Our fearful trip is done
Our ship has weathered every wrath
The prize we sought is one

— 6th grade project to memorize and recite a poem

@QuinnyPig Kinda like what happens whenever anyone logs in to Ello these days…

I’ve gained 7 pounds twitter.com/NautilusCarly/status…

Plastic al dente.

📸 instagram.com/p/CAWP2PUHh0a/ via tweet.photo

Turkey surf and turf 🌊 🐔

📸 instagram.com/p/CAWO19rnBde/ via tweet.photo

@theinclinepgh Please investigate ASAP! zillow.com/homedetails/480-Raini…

@js_tut I learned in on accident back in the dark ages before jQuery was a thing twitter.com/kingkool68/status/58…

@daljo628 Agricultural business farmer George

Filling out forms for the new baby’s first appointment:

Mother’s age at birth: ___
Father’s age at birth: ___

I want to fill in 0 and see what they say…

@round I’m never gonna give up…

@round Hmmm now it’s borked.

@chuckborowicz I was trying to come up with something from Mortal Kombat one but I only got to scorpion taking off his mask.

@chuckborowicz This is hard.

@anthonydpaul @jonathanober Oh that picture looks more like what I saw. At first I thought it was a European hornet

@jenna Congrats to making it 3 days. It will get better and cuter. I promise. Like this zadieheimlich.com/instagram/pro-…

@jenna It was a shock at first since the other kid needed to keep their routine going. Had our 3rd child 3 or 4 days ago and the 5 year old and 3 year old are excellent little helpers.

@Rmmmsy Cool screencast

5 year old discovered a massive hornet (abdomen as big as my thumb) in the playroom this morning. I was able to trap it in a trashcan and get it outside eventually. Never a dull day around here.

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