@shortxstack Cute Sox/slippers

@mattcampux @chopse @JedBridges The thing on the right is a skin tag remover. You use the device to put a tiny rubber band around it cutting blood supply to the skin tag where it will eventually fall off.

@BillyPerez22

@twigpress wp_dev_pluck()

@hankchizljaw Because of #freedumb

At least the kids are bonding over overthrowing household power structures 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

Homeschooling Day whatever

– Kids dump out all the toys in the playroom
– Parents: “Clean them all up please”
– Kids: “NO!”
– Parents: Grabs a trash bag. “I guess we need to throw away all the toys”
– Kids call the parents bluff and walk around chanting THROWAWAY THE TOYS!

@freshyill Not all of them twitter.com/kingkool68/status/12…

@courtneydawn @aaronjorbin May April be the ape-iest!

@marcoceppi Oh phew. What about my Model T then? 😂

Woo April 2020! Can’t be as bad as March 2020, right?

@thomasfuchs Awesome! At one point I was looking for a way to automate screen capturing an animation of a web page in batches. Would be a fun experiment to try when I get more time.

@bpeebles 😀 Costco gas was $1.54/gallon today

😭 I have 3/4 of a tank full

@brdrck Go for it. It’s your website.

@dabernathy89 Positive vibes:

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@dabernathy89 We’ve been hyping the arrival of “baby brother” coming in May. The 3 year old promises us she will help change his diapers and we even got her to give up her pacifier so baby brother can have it. Maybe the 2 year old will be super helpful.

@MikePetes @hunterwalk YES! the kids love this game and its a good workout for me

So how long can my car go without starting it? It hasn’t seen much use in the past few weeks.

@taupecat I need some hard drives for the NAS to get here. Especially since this is happening twitter.com/kingkool68/status/12…

@mpiccorossi @vanessamadethis The best is when the commercial says “Be right back after 60 seconds.” Two clicks on the remote and you’re golden.