@DanielleAlberti My kids always took me on trips to Costco

@emaildano So intense.

Ah crap. Worst night to stay up extra late. I saw the clock change from 1:59am to 3:00am.

@shortxstack At least you can rerun, SSH in where it died, and poke around a bit.

@shortxstack Worse than bath crayons?

@hollymariegibbs @miked1ck Like Kubernetes clusters?

The closest thing to snow we’ve seen here this winter is this hail storm instagram.com/p/B9aG6NGHf1-/

@miked1ck Yea but they don’t move that fast right away. You got time. Besides the older kid will keep the baby from going near the stairs.

@miked1ck Enjoy the freedom again

@SidneyMiller2 I hope my retweet helped.

@corrinrenee 3 wishes

@DanielleAlberti Please graph how many people said hi

@SidneyMiller2 Did you ever land a new job?

@MagicalOverload I’m really digging @beabad00bee lately

@mor10 I’m wearing this shirt today. Kiddo grew out of hers.
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The closest thing to snowfall we’ve gotten this winter is a fierce hail storm
@capitalweather

@QuinnyPig @awscloud You should sync two misconfigured S3 buckets together. You know… as a backup 😇

Visited a site where the links redirect you to a 404 page if you visit a permalink directly. But if you search the site and click a link the URL is exactly the same. Their conversions must be terrible.

blanketmybaby.com//angel-dear-bl…

I have a passion for optimizing for credit card rewards. Must be the engineer in me.

@HarowitzBlack The pink background one