@TatianaTMac The Benny Hill theme song youtu.be/x5sQL7q_IOI

or

You Suffer by Napalm Death youtu.be/ybGOT4d2Hs8

Sunday morning iPadding in a box

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/B9Mf8zqlU_g/

@marcoceppi Nice! I like the guide at gitmoji.carloscuesta.me/

@MKBHD Are you counting each frame of video?

@SandyS1

5 year old: How do babies come out?

Me: Carefully

5 year old: Does the doctor pull it out?

Me: Yea through the belly button

3 year old: Yea and be careful to not drop the baby on the floor because it could get dirty

@MagicalOverload Millionaire lifestyle reviewer

@markboulton I started playing around with this and came up with codepen.io/kingkool68/pen/OJVmXz…

There’s only two different sizes but you could add more as needed.

@shortxstack That’s usually my meal too since Dad rules are you have to finish what your kids don’t eat.

@SamDiss I got some of these for dark hallways so I don’t need to use my hands to turn on the lights amzn.to/2Ilumd2

Motion lights in the garage are a big help as well. I got these amzn.to/2VGEzZn

@cdharrison Gnar!

@QuinnyPig @SuMastodon @awscloud What about 1 row x a million columns

@stanwilsonjr Yea wrong billionaire. But I can see how you can mix up these stale old white guys.

Bloomberg spent a ton of money and all he got was some Samoas

@jgarber LOL this is legit how the page looked. I refreshed and I see it now.

@jgarber Wait can we talk about how that site has a banner with a picture of a new user interface and the headline “We’ve redesigned our web experience with you in mind. Take a look and tell us what you think.” with no call to action while you glare at the ugly outdated UI below? #tease

I just visited your website for the first time. Why do you think now is the right time to bombard me with newsletter signups?

Related: twitter.com/into_the_brush/statu…

Getting tested for the Corona virus is the new blue Twitter checkmark

@chriscoyier @cgrymala It would have been nice of them to prefix the meta key with _ so it didn’t show up in the custom fields drop down…