@randallb So funny. There was an American pilot that didn’t work out

My Mac just rebooted itself to install an update and now it says “41 minutes remaining…”

Please post funny pictures.

@allisongrayce Don’t forget to sign my guest book

@allisongrayce Here’s the first site I built using Angelfire mdskate.russellheimlich.com/

@shortxstack I don’t get it. I’ve eaten 3 boxes of thin mints and I’m still fat. How many does it take?

@tvanantwerp @algolia I found this algolia.com/doc/guides/managing-…

@laurieontech I still need to start writing a talk so I feel pretty good right now.

5 year old: What do pigs sleep in?
Me: Mud
5 year old: Not blankets?

* Eats a pig in a blanket *

@ChrisWiegman You turn your computer off everyday?

@siddharthkp You could just ignore them. Just because you post some code online doesn’t mean you have to support it.

@ThatsCold It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this css-tricks.com/snippets/css/a-gu…

@enqueue_russ I hate when you need to nest them or they are used like a other builder for columns

@whistle 🏫: 4chan
⏳: 20 years
🏷️: Troll
🌍: Internet
💸: For the LOLz

#KnowYourWorth #TechSalary

@amandaesque Looks like it is intended to be people surrounding a heart

What if we all just tweeted our job titles, salary, and current location? twitter.com/RefreshDC/status/122…

@enqueue_russ @bluehost 1 for each blog post

@danwhiting They used to ask if someone else packed your bags and I would always say “No. Is that a new service you offer? Where do I sign up?”

@rands I start with what @wirecutter recommends thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-o…

@dbanksDesign

@feather In pro pineapple on pizza