Me: Ok kids do you want chicken nuggets for dinner?
Kids: YEA!
Me: Ok here are your chicken nuggets
Kids:

@miked1ck J/K I use this hub which has everything I need on it twitter.com/kingkool68/status/11…

@miked1ck PCs.

Today I learned about the PHP function str_repeat() which saves me from having to write a simple loop.

php.net/manual/en/function.str-r…

@fugularity

@JJJ I’m still perplexed about why nearly all of my wired devices are stuck at a 90% experience

5 year old: “Look daddy it’s the Lorax”

She was pointing to Andy Reid, head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs

XL Slim Fit sounds like quite an oxymoron

@round I’m fun at parties

@round So to do that do I send a Cache-control: private, max-age=0, no-cache header or an Expires header with a date in the past?

@hankchizljaw Yea I can’t copy the actual 4 lines on my mobile phone. They’re in there. The first part parses an Instagram node and downloads the image locally.

@hankchizljaw It’s about 4 lines to do it in PHP github.com/kingkool68/ig2twitter…

Saturday was not a good day for purple football teams

Wildcard weekend was far more interesting

And I figured it out. It goes to this presentation about pagination on the Internet and Why It’s Weird by @espylaub

speakerdeck.com/espylaub/paginat…

“Rewriting your teammate’s code without a discussion is a huge blow to your ability to effectively collaborate on a codebase together.”

overreacted.io/goodbye-clean-cod… by @dan_abramov

@anthonydpaul @WordCampLanc @wordcampdc @wordcampatl I’m sure @naudebynature would kill me since she won’t be able to fly then

I really wish I could figure out what that short link was redirecting to. Stupid era of short URLs breaking the web… twitter.com/kingkool68/status/22…

I just submitted talks to @WordCampLanc and @wordcampdc

You should too. Or at least get your ticket. It’s going to be so much fun!

@jonathanober There talk proposal submitted!

By the by the @WordCampLanc website is looking extra spiffy this year. I really dig it!