I didn’t read your privacy policy when I signed up and I’m certainly not going to check it out now that you’ve sent me an email about it changing…

@mattcampux

@mattcampux

@adambsilver Personal gets their own dedicated app in the dock, work email gets pinned as the first tab in the browser

@neojp haha same

Also I gave them my birthday so I can’t wait for the most extreme birthday greeting email ever!

Wait… WHAT?

Not exactly an on-brand voice and tone message but that’s cool. I’ll take it.

“pretty much everything you could ever want”

Where has this been my whole life?

Today I learned Mount Dew has a newsletter called the “DEWSLETTER”

What sort of regular content would one expect from the world’s most extreme soda company? Let’s see…

twitter.com/petapixel/status/161…

Wife on Dec 25: I’ve got everything I could ever want right here with me.

Me on Dec 28: WHY DOES THE AMAZON DELIVERY GUY KEEP SHOWING UP?

@MikeNGarrett No one ever tells you that when you play kids games, 98% of the time it will just be them explaining the rules and 2% of the time will be them explaining how you aren’t following the rules they just switched up

@mattcampux Same but I just got sick.

I was sick on Christmas Eve, slept most of the day on Christmas, felt better on the 26th and now I’m sick again,

@fugularity I recommend the corn dog, sir.

@randallb It’s a good trick, but I can only do it once

Woke up and listed pants on Facebook Marketplace

@souchon @ejcx_ lol me too!

@fugularity LET THE CHAMPIONSHIP START WEEK 1

@m_uysl @wpcli @humanmadeltd