@JJJ @automattic @tumblr Except the porn buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhat…

@jfc3 @Marchdoe Your favorite kind of website

@AdeyLady123 Semiweekly is twice a week.

@caseydriscoll This is indeed a good website. You can do anything at zombocom.

@mikeyil @ewaccess Indeed. This is not a good website.

@chuckborowicz Yes! That is a good website.

@trudesign That is a good webpage.

What’s a good website?

2004 me would never believe it but I’m listening to Slipknot today.

Variety is the spice of life.

@davatron5000 meh.. ok

Hey Twitter,

I remember seeing a link to a website designed with all kinds of crazy Geocities animated gifs. But it was tasteful. And grouped by color as you scroll down. What site was that?

In the 4th grade my friend and I would play in a creek. One day we were digging and we found clay. We would be rich we thought. We can sell it to the art class at school. Tomorrow begins another work week.

@parkerhendo @round We should make him stop twitter.com/round/status/1160414…

They’re even more excited when they find toys they already have 😂

Taking the kids to the toy section of Target with explicit instructions that we’re not going anything is priceless. They’re so excited to see everything and are perfectly fine not getting anything.

@bendreyfuss Also thewirecutter.com/guides/buying-…

@bendreyfuss Just got a Zinus Hybrid foam mattress. Awesome price. Feels great.

@JoAnnStilley Sorry for your loss

Reading other people’s code twitter.com/engineering_bae/stat…

@anthonydpaul It’s still here. I go into DC once a week for work. And a couple weeks ago we took goofy pictures for no reason.