a colorful psychadelic cubicle farm with dead eyed employees typing –v 5

@TheJeffMatson Charge it to my card

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@dbchhbr @wpcli The one where open source maintainers can earn a living wage independent of a single company sponsorship…

@Adam_McLaughlin “hey you’re good with computers. So my printer has been acting up…”

@Joey_Farruggio @dailywireplus Happy early birthday. 33 is going to be awesome!

@mijustin I have

@SethRubenstein @WordCampUS

@fugularity Can an archaeologist explain this picture to me? twitter.com/EllieTrashcakes/stat…

@ListenBrainz Looks nice! I love the ability to look into the future. Does this work for lottery tickets?

@DerekAshauer My wife would never turn down a trip.

Let it be known, that on this day, May 1st, 2023, I heard the fan on My 2020 M1 MacBook Pro kick on for the first time…

Her: Do you ever mop the floor?

Me: Yes, I mop* the floor quite frequently

* Drop an ice cube on the floor and rub it around with my foot

@htmleverything One big ultrawide

tweets.kingkool68.com/tweet/1605…

@natmiletic Status Cake

April 30, Sunday morning

6 year old: Do we have to do trick or treating this year?

But will it blend? twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/165…

@fugularity Fantasy banana split

Feels weird but I can text with my 8-year-old

@round I feel this

@mommajessiec