Remember Slate’s last redesign? twitter.com/katieamurray/status/…

Well at least Slate’s redesign doesn’t have a carousel.

@round @CapitalOne What’s in your wallet?

@elgreg You might say you… started from a clean SLATE!

This is why I totally automate paying bills, savings, and pretty much anything financial. Less things to think about.

“People who are good at self-control … seem to be structuring their lives in a way to avoid having to make a self-control decision in the first place,”

vox.com/science-and-health/2018/…

@fugularity It’s ok Josh. We still love you here on the Internets.

@fugularity Yes. Your tweets are calling experts to second guess the invention of the printing press.

“On the one hand… Mass communication. But on the other we have @fugularity’s terrible attempts at puns and wit”

“Yes indeed. Humanity is doomed.”

Parenting pro tip #823:

If your picky toddler refuses to eat something, try it with ketchup! Carrots, broccoli, bananas; doesn’t seem to matter to my 3 year old.

Vera with her palm tree hairdo.

#VeraAddison #palmtreehair #babby instagram.com/p/Bd789eVlBcO/

3 year old: “Daddy you’re a giraffe and mommy you’re a penguin”

Me: “Oh really? What animal are you?”

3 year old: “Um… I don’t umm.. animals… … I’m a screw driver!”

#iAmDead

“We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!”

Today, we celebrate POTTY TRAINING DAY! 🚽💦😟

@renan So does Craiglist. But it actually works.

@robyntomlin Man you just don’t stay put. Congrats!

@renan There is a lot of junk. But sold an old snowboard, got rid of an old mattress for free. Good stuff.

@renan I use marketplace. Sold many an odd things to people.

Got a promo code in an email.
If anyone wants $10 off any Google product found here… well have at it.

store.google.com/us/category/hom…

Ghostbuttsters

@randallb Pinboard

@rachelbaker @wirecutter 👏