@brandonsavage And fax machines…

“Hey Google, what are the digits of pi?”

I wish the NFL rule about forward progress applied to getting toddlers ready in the morning.

#whyDoTheyHateSocksSoMuch

“Daddy I’m going to draw a bee”
Or maybe she was trying to draw the letter B?

#ZadieAlyssa instagram.com/p/Bdod0HJFBBY/

@mr_suh You should double the recipe

@williamsba “Legendary dad” Niiice!

@sarah_edo I built my own wedding website russellandkristina.com

I wish their was a gallery of wedding website designs somewhere

@feather Sounds like you would be into the Indie Web and POSSE (Publish (on your) Own Site, Syndicate Elsewhere) indieweb.org/POSSE

@williamsba Man all I did was put my kid in a popcorn bag twitter.com/kingkool68/status/84…

Because they’re all sitting in the closets of overly ambitious geeks who haven’t gotten around to using them yet… twitter.com/nixcraft/status/9493…

Steps out of minivan at Costco to pump gas. Frozen is blasting on the stereo. All the soccer mom’s gaze in my direction and nod accordingly.

@fugularity Don’t forget double 0

@Rmmmsy I think I’ll just check out SkiFree.js and waste my afternoon trying to out ski the snow monster github.com/basicallydan/skifree.…

@ckrewson What if you just brought in an old NES and everyone took turns playing Paper Boy?

@ckrewson Does Superman count? He was a journalist.

@ckrewson Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

@michaeldick Start lifting your kid everyday. Soon you’ll be able to do several pushups with 40 pounds on your back (around age 3)

@round Maybe Wendy’s?

#boomRoasted

@fugularity like bathing?

@javorszky I think it’s more of an issue with YouTube’s copyright claim process than actual copyright.